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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Madonna’s French In France: While performing at a private show in Paris Tuesday night, Madonna made one girl’s night with a deep kiss on stage, Us Weekly reports. “Why do I have this relationship with France?” Madonna asked the crowd. “I’m always drawn to working with French people — and frenching French people! Vive la France!” No word on if Britney was jealous.

Reese Visits Jake: Speaking of smooching, Reese Witherspoon jetted to Columbia, S.C to visit Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new film, “Nailed,” OK! Magazine reports. “During a break around 6:30 PM, Reese was so happy to finally get to spend some time with Jake,” a source told the mag “They were giggling, teasing each other and holding hands the whole time.” Adorable overload!

Lohan Drops New Song: ‘I’m just a little bossy,” Lindsay Lohan sings on her reported new single title, “Bossy,” E! Online reports. She goes on to sing, ‘If I want it, I get it, now.” Take a listen to the Lindsay Lohan song HERE. No word on if Kelis is jealous.

Perez The Designer: Infamous blogger Perez Hilton is getting into the design business with a line sold exclusively at Hot Topic, OK! Reports. Perez will be selling women’s t-shirts, hoodies, various accessories and shoes. And don’t expect Perez to follow in the footsteps of other celebs turned designers. “I keep seeing these lines from the likes of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag that give me nightmares,” he told the mag. “My brand will be very conscious of my audience.” So, in other words, we should expect explicit images and bad words scrawled across the clothes.

‘Dancing’ Split: Former “Dancing With the Stars” couple Mark Ballas and Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan have split, Us Weekly reports. “She is too busy for me,” Ballas told the mag. “We are just friends now.” Unfortunately, another show-mance is now just a long-lost show-lationship.