ROLL CALL: ‘Housewife’ Kelly Bensimon Still Fighting Off Those ‘Crazy’ Rumors

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

“Housewife” Kelly Bensimon: “I Am Not Crazy”: Weeks after her Bravo series wrapped, “Real Housewives of New York” star Kelly Bensimon is still shooting down rumors that she had an alleged mental breakdown while vacationing in St. John’s with the rest of the NYC “Housewives.” “I am not crazy. I am unpredictable,” Kelly told Harper’s Bazaar for its August issue, adding, “I’m not in therapy.” She also told the mag that she’s not sorry for appearing on the Bravo show. “I don’t have any regrets. I’m glad I went on ‘Housewives’ because the show has made me more known…You say ‘crazy Kelly,’ that search engine’s going to go bananas, but if you say ‘sweet Kelly,’ it’s going to go nowhere,” the reality star said of her Google hits. According to the mag, an online search for “crazy Kelly” will get you 11.9 million websites to choose from – and now… one more!

Is Snooki Retiring Her Poof?: Is “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki done with her signature ‘do? “I haven’t worn the poof in awhile,” Snooki told E! Online’s Marc Malkin on Monday. “To be honest with you, I’m getting tired of it. I’ve been wearing it since I was 16, and now everyone expects me to wear the poof. I just don’t want to be predictable with my hair and the poof. I want to be different. That’s why I’ve started to do the tease, do the curl and pretty much just a different look.” What about a blonde Snooki? “Ew, no!” she said – reportedly squealing at the thought. “I am not a blonde. I may act like one, but I’m no blonde!” As long as she still keeps a pickle and juiced up gorilla nearby, we’re 100% Team Snooki!

Sly’s Not-So-Sly Veins: We couldn’t let this gem from yesterday go by without sharing! Sylvester Stallone was spotted on Monday bringing along his insanely vein-filled arms – to what we can only assume was an audition for the vacant role of the “The Incredible Hulk,” or maybe he was lending his body to medical students learning how to run IVs – either way, we hope it went well Sly!

Orlando Picks Brains Over Brawn: In some less bulgy news, Orlando Bloom is apparently more than just a good-looking big screen star. The actor received an honorary degree from the University of Kent Canterbury, England on Wednesday. Check out Orlando in his cap and gown, HERE!

“Melrose” Hunk Lives On!: Hey “Melrose Place” fans – the show may have gone to the TV cemetery in the sky – but series hunk Shaun Sipos will live on to make hearts throb in another CW show, “Life Unexpected,” Fancast.com reported. He will reportedly play a new teacher, Eric, at Westmonte High School – cue the inappropriate student/teacher storyline!