ROLL CALL: Britney Spears and Bjork Unleashed!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero

Britney Not A Happy Shopper: Brit and reported new paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib went shopping Sunday at Macy’s in Sherman Oaks, and Brit was not in a good mood. Gone was her usual smile for the photographers; in its place was a lot of yelling, reports Us Magazine. “I’m f—— over it! Get out of my f—— face!” she roared at the crowd swarming her. And the photographers weren’t the only ones Britney was unhappy with. The troubled pop star allegedly yelled, F— you, b—-!” to a Macy’s employee who accidentally bumped into her.

When Bjork Attacks!: It appears Icelandic singer Bjork, who is known for her distaste of photographers taking her picture, has struck again. The angelic singer allegedly unleashed her devilish side at the Auckland International Airport Sunday, reports The Associated Press. “I got about three or four frames of her,” the allegedly attacked photographer told the paper. “And as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black [shirt] and tore it down the back.” The Associated Press reached out Sunday for comment from Bjork’s rep,
but has not received a response. Access Hollywood has also now reached
out to Bjork’s rep for comment as well.

Paris Heads To Harvard: Is life imitating art with a real-life “Legally Blonde” scene — Paris Hilton going Ivy League? The answer is “yes,” but for just a day. The hotel heiress will head to Harvard to promote her new film, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” PageSix reports. Paris will also receive an award, though which award remains to be seen. Reps from the Harvard “Lampoon” who give out the Hasty Pudding Award, have denied Paris will be getting that honor. Past honorees have included Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Eva’s Advice To Jessica: Eva Longoria has some kind words for Jessica Simpson about dating an athlete. After being labeled a football jinx on QB boyfriend Tony Romo, Jessica could use some words of encouragement. Eva told People, “When I first started dating Tony (Parker), I got the same flack, and this was so many years ago that people don’t remember. If he had a bad game, it was my fault, if he got injured, it was my fault, if he had a good game, it wasn’t because of me. You have to weather that for a while, and once people get over it, they kind of get used to you.”

The Last Potter Split In Two: If you were feeling a little glum about the Harry Potter series coming to an end, it appears there just might be a little bit more wizard fun coming to the big screen. The last film, “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows,” will reportedly be released in two halves, according to Britain’s The Daily Mail. A source told the paper, “There’s so much to fit that the view is the last movie should be in two halves. There is a huge battle when Harry, played by Daniel Radcliffe, takes on Voldemort that needs to be done really well.” The paper also reports the “Potter” people are looking for an Oscar with the last film and reportedly considering Spielberg for the last installment.