ROLL CALL: Alex Pettyfer Cast As Young Stripping Channing Tatum

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans!

Alex Stripping Down To Play Channing?!: When Channing Tatum can’t play the younger version of himself in the movie, “Magic Mike,” about his past as a stripper – enter “I Am Number Four” star Alex Pettyfer! According to Deadline, the 21-year-old actor will play a young Channing in the movie which chronicles the actor’s former g-string-friendly career. Fear not Channing fans, the actor will also reportedly star in the movie, playing a mentor to the big screen version of his younger self.

Vegas Gets Hot… 98 Degrees Hot!: Let’s keep the beefcake going… Former 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons made his stripping debut last night at the at Chippendales show in Sin City – (See the shirtless action, HERE!) – which begs the question, if a former boy-bander gets semi-naked in the desert does anybody care?

LiLo Goes Free & Easy!: A big thank you to Fox News for asking the important question of whether Lindsay Lohan’s new bra-less life affecting her career? Check out their thoughts on the headline-making actress going sans bra, HERE! We’re thinking that the actress constantly being in court has more to do with her stalled career than her undergarment choices.

“Real Househusband Of New York City” Sings…Sorta: Attention “Real Housewives” Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Danielle Staub – there’s a new singer in Bravo town! “Real Househusband” Simon van Kempen (husband of NYC star Alex McCord) appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” last night and did something that was referred to as singing. Check out Simon performing his new single, “I Am Real,” HERE!