Judd Apatow Imitates Bill Cosby (Watch)

Judd Apatow showed off his stand-up – and impression – skills on “The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon” on Monday night.

The “Trainwreck” director, who has repeatedly voiced his concerns regarding the bounty of drugging, sexual assault, and rape allegations levied against Bill Cosby by dozens of women, took aim at the “weird” fact that Cosby is still touring.

“What do you think his act is like? Do you think he’s still talking about it?” Judd said, before launching into a Cosby impression. “Do you think he says, ‘Have you ever been in trouble with the wife? Did you ever get into the doghouse with the wife ’cause of something that you did?’

“‘Like the other day there was something about me in the paper and I didn’t want my wife to read the paper, so I got up at 5 in the morning and I snuck out to the driveway to get the paper,'” he continued, imitating the 78-year-old sneaking outside. “‘I got up and I hid the paper, and then the next day I forgot to get the paper!'”

Judd continued to pull no punches as he imagined Cosby dealing with wife Camille discovering the mountain of sexual abuse allegations against him.

“My wife, she says to me, ‘What is this in the paper about the raping, the drugging and the women?'” he said, still in Cosby’s voice. “And I said, ‘Do you like your life? Do you like the house, the jet? Then have a cappuccino and shut the foink up.'”

So far Cosby hasn’t been charged with any crime. His attorney has denied some of the allegations against the comedian and declined to comment on others.

The comedian also slammed Islamic extremists.

“I’m very proud of the Jews – it feels like we’re not getting in that much trouble these days. In the world we’re doing well – we don’t mind if you draw us or draw our gods, you know?” he said, before mocking his own appearance. “And we should mind, because any accurate drawing of a Jewish person is inherently anti-Semitic. A perfect drawing of me is like Nazi propaganda.”

— Erin O’Sullivan